AT THE WHITE HOUSE PRESIDENTIAL QUARTERS
"Laura, why is it that my rating is less than the Boston Red Sox's?"
"Simple, dear President and Defender of Fredom and Democracy. Your so called A-Team is showing its true colors. Now I find that they lie, cheat, misguide, misbehave, mislead and Miss Harriet Miers has never gone beyond traffic court in her exalted legal career!"
"I know. They are behaving like Democrats. Remember those days of honey and roses after September 11?"
"Yes Georgie. But keep in mind that your skyrocketing approval rate was due to a human mechanism that has to do with group behaviour. The sheer magnitude of the positive wave of approval following September 11 answers to a well known inderlying process. You see, there is a general relationship between the people's fears and suspicions of external attacks and the support of their leaders. It is agroup reaction easy to catalogue."
The President picked up another pretzel from the fancy porcelain basket, a gift from France's President Chirac, and bit on it with his usual determination and finality. He asked the lovely First lady:
"Thank you Madame Know It All. But what can I do now?"
"Ask your doctor!"
"Simple, dear President and Defender of Fredom and Democracy. Your so called A-Team is showing its true colors. Now I find that they lie, cheat, misguide, misbehave, mislead and Miss Harriet Miers has never gone beyond traffic court in her exalted legal career!"
"I know. They are behaving like Democrats. Remember those days of honey and roses after September 11?"
"Yes Georgie. But keep in mind that your skyrocketing approval rate was due to a human mechanism that has to do with group behaviour. The sheer magnitude of the positive wave of approval following September 11 answers to a well known inderlying process. You see, there is a general relationship between the people's fears and suspicions of external attacks and the support of their leaders. It is agroup reaction easy to catalogue."
The President picked up another pretzel from the fancy porcelain basket, a gift from France's President Chirac, and bit on it with his usual determination and finality. He asked the lovely First lady:
"Thank you Madame Know It All. But what can I do now?"
"Ask your doctor!"
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